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“When they tried to return, they were stopped at the border by American immigration authorities who would not let them back into the country”
Well then…
“That would require us to believe Lisbeth Salander is innocent.”
My sex life (with Lisbeth?) depends on it!
“I quite deliberately dressed wild animals in tame costumes of my imagination.”
FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE.
“Beyond the transparisteel viewport myriad stars hung in space.”
Please explain to me what THAT means…
“We finished at almost the same time, just as the sky began to lighten in the east.” -World War Z
I don’t normally do these, but I just so happened to have my book next to me and found this rather hilarious.
“Use the PC with your name on it to store Mail held by a Pokemon you traded.”
… Oh okay.
“My father had his head bent over his antipasto”
OH GOD NO
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“What had been the study and desire of the wisest men since the creation of the world was now within my grasp.”
Oh okay.
“So it didn’t seem like such a good idea to put up a poster of a superhero - shirtless or not.”
uh
so does that mean I have sex with possibly shirtless superheros from posters in my room or??
Also, the smoke will help everyone achieve a slightly altered state without trying.
The journey to becoming a world-class organization begins with a firm and measurable commitment to excellence. Who says social work isn’t sexy?
“She’d no chums on the delegation; she’d no one she trusted even back in Moscow, she said.”
”For thirteen days the retreat continued.”
…This bodes poorly.
“To the outrage of the British government and public, the king’s expenses turned out to account for most of the fifty thousand a year for a great many years.”
….I don’t…am…I…what. Am I going to buy prostitutes?
Or the other book that was just under it.
‘She whispered ‘What a wretch you are!”
APPARENTLY.
“During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.”
… I can’t decide if it’s good or bad that Fellowship is more often than not the nearest book to me.
Source: loveclaire
edge.” - Transformers Exodus Oh My God…
It gazed at Sophie a moment longer. not to bad.
“Then, quite without warning, something more unsettling than even the most battering bump took place.” … Not sure how to...
“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.” The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
“From 7:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m., they taped fourteen takes of a rhythm track.” 100 Best Beatles Songs: An Informed Fan’s...
“aliens fly among us” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HOOK UP WITH AN ALIEN LOKI OR MAYBE THOR EVEN WOULD BE OKAY
“Let’s do it!” -Fahrenheit 451. FUCKING YES. LET US DO IT.
‘My, I’m thirsty,’ I said and gulped it down. (Sylvia Plath, Johnny Panic and...Bible of...
“Usually it was like spillage— cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise...
“Bisec’tion, s. Division into two equal parts” O-Oh okay. The closet thing to me was a 1912 dictionary. XD;
“They spun around in surprise when the door sprang open and a masked mouse in a silk kimono rushed into the room.”...
‘As we shall see, even the dream that supposedly proves the unconscious may be another manifestation.’
Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa. [[…That...
“Zjazd na wyspie wiślanej w Raciążu, na który król udał się koło Bożego Ciała, odbywał się pod złą wróżbą i nie...
“God with all the powers attributed to spirit, is but the perfection of matter.”
matter. The limit of an addition is equal to the addition of the limits. (Screw the fact that I’m studying maths.)
“—swell with new arrivals, dissolve...form in the same breath— already there
“Hey! Look! Over there, it’s what’s-her-name!” Wow okay
“Still we may hope to meet again.” Return of the King is telling me to find a one night stand, and then hope to meet...
“The door to the room burst open, and a tall, distinguished-looking man strode into the room.” Sounds promising.
Lmao @ the notes on this
“was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind her who would gladly cut...
“For a few moments, Peeta and I take in the scene of our mentor trying to rise out of the slippery vile stuff from his...
“Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…
….horror stories about parochial schools
“You have the key, Senor?” he asked, except in that British public school accent it came out sounding like what you...
Chocolate Bread Pudding…
“Now, if I were to hear anybody speak slightly of you, I should fire up in a moment: but that is not at all likely, for...
“She held him closer round...neck, and rocked him...her...
“Then he really let one go at me, and...knew I was on the goddam floor again” Catcher in...
THIS EXPLAINS A LOT: ”The acid fermentation of vinegar, although it may be incomplete, is arrested when the vinegar is...